If Your New MacBook Air Was An Airline

There's an old joke about what if your operating system was an airline.  The windows version is usually told like this:

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Unfortunately, that is an accurate description of my new MacBook Air.  Sleek, powerful, and prone to random crashes.  About 12 so far, pretty consistent with the performance problems that other people are reporting to Apple.  (Link).

Hopefully, this will be resolved soon.  In the meantime, I'm saving frequently.

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