Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Comparing Actual Time to Perceived Time - Your Last Cold

Actual Time:

Day 1:  Feeling bad
Day 2:  Feeling awful, wishing you could skip work but don't
Day 3:  Feeling a bit better
Days 4-12: Lingering cough, post-nasal drip (technical name for lots of snot)
Days 13-14: Back to normal


Perception of  Time When You Have A Cold:

Week 1: Feeling awful, crushed by devastating ilness
Week 2: Slow painful recovery
Week 3: Coughing continuously, hacking up at least one lung
Week 4: Still coughing
Month 2: Coughing at night only, getting no sleep
Month 3: Starting to wonder: do I have a cold, or is this lung cancer?
Month 4: Seriously thinking about making a doctor appointment
Month 5: Obtained cough medicine from pharmacy, actually starting to sleep
Month 6: All better
Month 7: Doctor appointment cancelled.


Tissues - (Fancy Japanese ones that teach manners on the label) - photo by Matsuyuki

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